Military Humor (Week 1: Jan. 22-28)

Funny Military Bumper Stickers

*When in doubt, empty the magazine
*Any problem can be fixed with a belt-fed weapon
*The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
*If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
*If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.
*Don't tell my mom I'm in the Army, she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.
*Marines, always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.